Man: Do you think small things are cute? Woman: Yes Man: Well that’s a relief because my cock and bank balance are tiny.
Does anyone know where I can register to become a sex offender?
Is it still rape if we’re standing under mistletoe?
My wife took a pregnancy test today and my worst fear was confirmed… she’s just a fat pig.
Losing my virginity was like my first football game. It hurt a lot but at least my dad came.
If laughter is the best medicine then does that mean it’s OK to laugh at people in wheelchairs?