Just been out for a run. Sure, it was a beer run but I was still sweating by the end.
Yo mama’s so fat the only exercise she gets is when she chases the ice cream van!
Accordion to research 9 out of 10 people are so dumb they don’t even notice when you replace a word with a musical instrument.
Do you know when that movie about constitpation is being released?
It seems to be taking ages to come out.
Got some cheap aftershave from China the other day, no wonder they all have eyes like that.
My wife left me for a weather man. She’ll be mist.