Why does Stevie Wonder always smile??? He’s blind, he doesnt know he’s Black!
Can’t seem to find my ‘Gone in 60 Seconds’ DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
Q. What is four inches and keeps a woman in bed all day? A. Snow
Just been out for a run. Sure, it was a beer run but I was still sweating by the end.
Q. Why did God create man before woman. A. Because you’re suppose to practice first before you create your final masterpiece.
Yo mama’s so fat the only exercise she gets is when she chases the ice cream van!