Q. What’s the difference between an Ethiopian family photo and a barcode? A. Nothing.
My wife asked me for an iPad the other day for her birthday. I had no idea she enjoys dressing as a pirate. Hope she likes it.
What animal is either happy & playful or viscous & deadly depending on its mood?
…… A bi-polar bear.
Can’t believe how much money I’ve let slip through my fingers. Just seen a poster saying that they pay $30 for sperm donations.
I’m on a quest around the world to find Bigfoot. I’d originally set out to find cheap car insurance, but I decided to keep my goals realistic.
Got thrown out the library today for making too much noise while I was eating… I probably should have waited till I got home before going down on my girlfriend.