My motto is that if your future self doesn’t travel back in time to stop you then whatever you are doing is probably OK.
I’m not saying my wife’s cooking is bad…..
But several weapons manufacturers from the Middle-East have been trying to buy her recipes.
Strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up and body-slam them for maximum impact.
Today is my 5th Wedding Anniversary and it’s been a total nightmare. On the plus side I’m now no longer scared of terrorism.
Q. Why did Amy fall off the swing? A. because she had no arms
Knock Knock Who’s there Not Amy
Can’t believe what fascists estate agents are. I put my house up for rent the other day and they said it only had 2 bedrooms when it actually has 5 bedrooms. If I want to put a bed in my kitchen, living room and hallway it’s none of their business.