Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Motto

in General Jokes
+14 -17

My motto is that if your future self doesn’t travel back in time to stop you then whatever you are doing is probably OK.

Wife Cooking

in Relationship Jokes
+14 -17

I’m not saying my wife’s cooking is bad…..

But several weapons manufacturers from the Middle-East have been trying to buy her recipes.

Strong People

in General Jokes
+32 -35

Strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up and body-slam them for maximum impact.

Wedding Anniversary

in Relationship Jokes
+14 -17

Today is my 5th Wedding Anniversary and it’s been a total nightmare. On the plus side I’m now no longer scared of terrorism.

Amy

in Disabled Jokes
+36 -39

Q. Why did Amy fall off the swing?
A. because she had no arms

Knock Knock
Who’s there
Not Amy

Estate Agents

in Surreal Jokes
+9 -12

Can’t believe what fascists estate agents are. I put my house up for rent the other day and they said it only had 2 bedrooms when it actually has 5 bedrooms. If I want to put a bed in my kitchen, living room and hallway it’s none of their business.