Yo mama is so fat that she causes traffic jams when she goes out walking.
Q. What does Miley Cyrus eat for thanksgiving? A. Twerky
What does a woman and a bank account have in common?
Once you withdraw you loose interest.
If crime doesn’t pay then does that mean my job is crime?
I haven’t seen a virus like this since pornhub destroyed my mom’s desktop in 2005.
Yo mama is so ugly that even dogs refuse to lick her face.