Can’t believe how much money I’ve let slip through my fingers. Just seen a poster saying that they pay $30 for sperm donations.
What animal is either happy & playful or viscous & deadly depending on its mood?
…… A bi-polar bear.
Three strangest animals known to man. 1. The urine loving Candiru fish. 2. The exploding termites of French Guiana. 3. White person with dreadlocks.
I’m on a quest around the world to find Bigfoot. I’d originally set out to find cheap car insurance, but I decided to keep my goals realistic.
Got thrown out the library today for making too much noise while I was eating… I probably should have waited till I got home before going down on my girlfriend.
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute/ chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do