Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Money

in Dirty Jokes
+23 -26

Can’t believe how much money I’ve let slip through my fingers. Just seen a poster saying that they pay $30 for sperm donations.

Playful Viscous

in Animal Jokes
+17 -20

What animal is either happy & playful or viscous & deadly depending on its mood?

…… A bi-polar bear.

Strangest Animals

in Animal Jokes
+30 -33

Three strangest animals known to man.
1. The urine loving Candiru fish.
2. The exploding termites of French Guiana.
3. White person with dreadlocks.

Bigfoot

in Political Jokes
+17 -20

I’m on a quest around the world to find Bigfoot. I’d originally set out to find cheap car insurance, but I decided to keep my goals realistic.

Library Eviction

in Dirty Jokes
+17 -20

Got thrown out the library today for making too much noise while I was eating… I probably should have waited till I got home before going down on my girlfriend.

chicken and prozzy

in Animal Jokes
+24 -27

what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute/ chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do