Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Amy

in Disabled Jokes
+36 -39

Q. Why did Amy fall off the swing?
A. because she had no arms

Knock Knock
Who’s there
Not Amy

Blow

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+52 -55

Q. Whats the best thing about getting a blow job from your girlfriend?

A. 5 minutes of silence.

Small Is Cute

in Pick Up Lines
+22 -25

Man: Do you think small things are cute?
Woman: Yes
Man: Well that’s a relief because my cock and bank balance are tiny.

Last Person

in General Jokes
+16 -19

Last night a girl in a bar told me “I wouldn’t f*ck you if you were the last person alive.”
I leaned over to her and whispered “But who would be around to stop me?”

That wiped the smug look off her face.

Mistletoe Chat-up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+26 -29

Is it still rape if we’re standing under mistletoe?

Register

in General Jokes
+13 -16

Does anyone know where I can register to become a sex offender?