Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Strangest Animals

in Animal Jokes
+30 -33

Three strangest animals known to man.
1. The urine loving Candiru fish.
2. The exploding termites of French Guiana.
3. White person with dreadlocks.

The Monkees

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -19

When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.

And then I saw her face.

chicken and prozzy

in Animal Jokes
+24 -27

what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute/ chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do

Wife Tattoo

in Relationship Jokes
+23 -26

The other day my wife asked me to get her face tattooed on my arm. I said “Why? I don’t need to, I’ve already got a boil on my ass that looks just like you”.

Motto

in General Jokes
+14 -17

My motto is that if your future self doesn’t travel back in time to stop you then whatever you are doing is probably OK.

Trousers

in Surreal Jokes
+13 -16

Went shopping last week to try and find some camouflage trousers, couldn’t find any.