Three strangest animals known to man. 1. The urine loving Candiru fish. 2. The exploding termites of French Guiana. 3. White person with dreadlocks.
When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face.
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute/ chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do
The other day my wife asked me to get her face tattooed on my arm. I said “Why? I don’t need to, I’ve already got a boil on my ass that looks just like you”.
My motto is that if your future self doesn’t travel back in time to stop you then whatever you are doing is probably OK.
Went shopping last week to try and find some camouflage trousers, couldn’t find any.