Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Ex-Boyfriends

in General Jokes
+28 -29

Q. Why do blond women never have more than 10 ex-boyfriends?
A. Because they run out of fingers.

Phone Charger Pickup

in Pick Up Lines
+31 -32

Hi are you a phone charger?? Because I would die without you.

Christianity

in Religious Jokes
+23 -24

Christianity: One woman’s lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.

CoronaVirus Joke

in Political Jokes
+8 -9

I heard a really great Coronavirus joke the other day but I don’t want to spread it.

Jew & Pizza

in Racist Jokes
+58 -60

What’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza.
A pizza doesn’t scream when it is being baked in the oven.

Docter

in Dirty Jokes
+40 -42

Yo mama is so stupid that she went to see a doctor the other day because she found a crack in her ass.