Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Apr

Jesus vs Easter Bunny

By John

+36 -37

Three reasons why Jesus is better than the Easter Bunny.

1. Jesus died for mankind, Easter bunny dyes a few eggs.
2. Jesus loves you, Easter bunny just wants to make you fat.
3. Jesus tells the truth and shows us the way, Easter bunny deceives us and hides our eggs.

Sep

Alarm Clock

By SteveA

in General Jokes

+19 -20

Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock’s broken and I’m wide awake, so I’m not sure who won.

Oct

C.o.v.i.d

By Jessica

in General Jokes

Tags: Virus jokes

+23 -24

Q, How old is corona virus?

A, 19

Mar

parrot

By jimmy

in Animal Jokes

+44 -45

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Feb

Home Depot

By kris

in Yo Mama Jokes

+6 -7

Yo mama is like home depot, 5 cents a screw.

Mar

Cross The Road

By Pauli

in Dirty Jokes

+15 -17

Why did the semen cross the road?

Because I hadn’t jacked off in 2 weeks.