I heard a really great Coronavirus joke the other day but I don’t want to spread it.
Q. Why do blond women never have more than 10 ex-boyfriends? A. Because they run out of fingers.
Doctors can have a cruel sense of humor sometimes. Went to see the doctor about my hair becoming thin and he told me I have HIV… Hair Is Vanishing.
The North Korean leader Kim Jong Un recently announced he’s gonna be giving out a prize for the best film that’s made about him. The prize is 15 years.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to see a doctor the other day because she found a crack in her ass.
A women told me she has 12 breasts the other day. Sounds strange.. dozen tit?