Had a great weekend barging on the canal. I haven’t got a boat, just spent the weekend pushing people into the canal.
Q. What’s the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
A. You can make soldiers out of toast.
Yo mama is so ugly that she has to put a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Q. What’s the difference between a bl0w job and a pizza? A. When you order a pizza you have the option to pay by credit card.
Q. Why is a baby like an old car? A. They both have rattles.
Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?