A lady at work today was complaining because she said the escalator was broken. I told her “escalators never break, they just become stairs”.
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Tried running recently to loose weight but it’s not working. The trouble is I keep running into restaurants.
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
Wonkey
Just got an email from a Nigerian king asking for my bank details to send me $1 million. They must think I’m stupid, after going to the trouble of kidnapping his daughter and holding her in my basement I need at least $10 million.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on a iPhone it turned into an iPad.