I got an erection while on the bus today, it was really embarrassing.
I had to get off the bus and wait at the bus stop for it to go down again.
The people on the bus must have been thinking, “What the f*ck is this driver up to?”
My best friend recently became a transvestite and got a boob job. I’ll never be able to look him in the face again.
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
Circumcision + Small Hat = Violence
What’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza. A pizza doesn’t scream when it is being baked in the oven.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to see a doctor the other day because she found a crack in her ass.