Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Mar

Cross The Road

By Pauli

in Dirty Jokes

+15 -17

Why did the semen cross the road?

Because I hadn’t jacked off in 2 weeks.

Mar

Life After Death

By Lazarus

in General Jokes

+20 -22

The following conversation took place between a boss and his employee.

Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: Yes!!
Boss: That’s good, because after you left early yesterday for your grandmother’s funeral she came into the office to see you.

Jun

Kids

By Frank

in Relationship Jokes

+8 -10

You know you’re getting old when your friends start having kids on purpose.

Jul

Ironing Board

By Dave

in General Jokes

+42 -44

An ironing board is just a surfboard that gave up on its dreams and got a real job.

Mar

First Date

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Jew Jokes

+13 -15

First date with a Jewish girl didn’t go too well tonight. I heard women love a man in uniform but apparently not a German SS uniform from the 1940s.

Jul

Too Much Beer

By Pete

in General Jokes

+8 -10

3 reasons why too much beer can turn a man into a woman.
1. Gives you manboobs.
2. Makes you talk nonsense.
3. Reduces your driving skills.