Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Bus Today

in Dirty Jokes
+15 -17

I got an erection while on the bus today, it was really embarrassing.

I had to get off the bus and wait at the bus stop for it to go down again.

The people on the bus must have been thinking, “What the f*ck is this driver up to?”

Best Friend

in Dirty Jokes
+40 -42

My best friend recently became a transvestite and got a boob job. I’ll never be able to look him in the face again.

Bank

in Political Jokes
+44 -46

Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

Formula for War

in Racist Jokes
+11 -13

Circumcision + Small Hat = Violence

Jew & Pizza

in Racist Jokes
+58 -60

What’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza.
A pizza doesn’t scream when it is being baked in the oven.

Docter

in Dirty Jokes
+40 -42

Yo mama is so stupid that she went to see a doctor the other day because she found a crack in her ass.