Just cleared my student loan only 3 months after graduating. All I had to do was fake my own death.
Just bought my boyfriend a giant condom to wear on his head. If he’s gonna act like a dick he might as well dress like one as well.
Top 3 phrases that men dread to hear.
1. Sorry the bacon has run out. 2. Sorry the beer has run out. 3. Is it in yet?
The England team visited an orphanage today in Poland.
‘It was amazing to put a smile on the faces of a group of people who constantly struggle and have little hope’
said Jan Zamoyski, aged 6
I heard a really great Coronavirus joke the other day but I don’t want to spread it.
Q. Why do blond women never have more than 10 ex-boyfriends? A. Because they run out of fingers.