Q. Why do blond women never have more than 10 ex-boyfriends? A. Because they run out of fingers.
Circumcision + Small Hat = Violence
Doctors can have a cruel sense of humor sometimes. Went to see the doctor about my hair becoming thin and he told me I have HIV… Hair Is Vanishing.
The North Korean leader Kim Jong Un recently announced he’s gonna be giving out a prize for the best film that’s made about him. The prize is 15 years.
Just seen 2 men beating up a little kid so I decided to step in and help. He didn’t stand a chance against the 3 of us.
Got breathalysed by the police last night while driving home from a fancy dress party dressed as the Titanic. I was a nervous wreck.