Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jan

Letter W

By GradeA

in Surreal Jokes

+54 -56

Why is the letter W called double-u and not double-V?

Nov

Christian

By John

in Religious Jokes

+26 -28

Found a leather wallet today and as a good Christian I thought to myself.

“What would Jesus do?”

So I tried to resurrect the cow that the wallet came from.

Aug

Nice Flowers

By Steve

in Relationship Jokes

+11 -13

I lost my job recently and don’t have much money but managed to get my girlfriend some really nice flowers the other day. It’s amazing what you can find attached to a lamppost.

Dec

Baby

By Steve

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+7 -9

Went to the hospital today to see a doctor because me and my wife have been struggling to have a baby. He told me I have a condition called ‘small cox’.

Apr

Obesity

By Dave

in General Jokes

+20 -22

Obesity has become a really bad problem in recent years.
I blame the reduction of bullying in schools.

Mar

Sleep

By aVae2

in General Jokes

+13 -15

Was having a lovely sleep earlier today and some c*nt decided to bounce off my windshield.