Since my wife left me I’ve been left with a really big gap to fill.. She was quite fat and we had a memory foam mattress.
Nothing ruins a great Friday more than realizing it’s actually Wednesday.
If two vegans have an argument is it still called a beef… or is it a quornfrontation?
I remember the days when ‘Blue Ray’ was an elderly gentleman who drowned in our local swimming pool.
I’ve just published a book on preserving the rain-forest and what we can do as the human race to help protect it. It’s over 2000 pages long.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.