Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Wife Left Me

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -9

Since my wife left me I’ve been left with a really big gap to fill.. She was quite fat and we had a memory foam mattress.

Ruined Friday

in Surreal Jokes
+33 -35

Nothing ruins a great Friday more than realizing it’s actually Wednesday.

Argument

in Animal Jokes
+24 -26

If two vegans have an argument is it still called a beef… or is it a quornfrontation?

Blue Ray

in Surreal Jokes
+14 -16

I remember the days when ‘Blue Ray’ was an elderly gentleman who drowned in our local swimming pool.

Rain-Forest

in Relationship Jokes
+18 -20

I’ve just published a book on preserving the rain-forest and what we can do as the human race to help protect it. It’s over 2000 pages long.

Tennis Player

in Sports Jokes
+22 -24

Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.