The North Korean leader Kim Jong Un recently announced he’s gonna be giving out a prize for the best film that’s made about him. The prize is 15 years.
Just seen 2 men beating up a little kid so I decided to step in and help. He didn’t stand a chance against the 3 of us.
Got breathalysed by the police last night while driving home from a fancy dress party dressed as the Titanic. I was a nervous wreck.
I’ve come up with Chess: British Edition. There’s no king, the queen does f*ck all and the castles are replaced with mosques.
May Yammow finds it difficult to introduce herself when holidaying in Spain.
What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?
Igloos it back together.