Q. What’s the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
A. You can make soldiers out of toast.
Had a great weekend barging on the canal. I haven’t got a boat, just spent the weekend pushing people into the canal.
Yo mama is so ugly that she has to put a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Q. What’s the difference between a bl0w job and a pizza? A. When you order a pizza you have the option to pay by credit card.
Q. Why is a baby like an old car? A. They both have rattles.
Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?