Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Coolest Person

in General Jokes
+7 -8

Who’s the coolest person in a hospital?
The ultra sound guy.

Dread

in General Jokes
+30 -31

Top 3 phrases that men dread to hear.

1. Sorry the bacon has run out.
2. Sorry the beer has run out.
3. Is it in yet?

England Team Visit Orphanage

in Sports Jokes
+78 -79

The England team visited an orphanage today in Poland.

‘It was amazing to put a smile on the faces of a group of people who constantly struggle and have little hope’

said Jan Zamoyski, aged 6

Phone Charger Pickup

in Pick Up Lines
+31 -32

Hi are you a phone charger?? Because I would die without you.

Christianity

in Religious Jokes
+23 -24

Christianity: One woman’s lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.

CoronaVirus Joke

in Political Jokes
+8 -9

I heard a really great Coronavirus joke the other day but I don’t want to spread it.