Q. What do atheists scream in the bedroom?
A. Big Bang
Just cleared my student loan only 3 months after graduating. All I had to do was fake my own death.
Just bought my boyfriend a giant condom to wear on his head. If he’s gonna act like a dick he might as well dress like one as well.
What do women and glasses have in common? You usually have to spend about $100 to get them on your face.
Who’s the coolest person in a hospital? The ultra sound guy.
Top 3 phrases that men dread to hear.
1. Sorry the bacon has run out. 2. Sorry the beer has run out. 3. Is it in yet?