My wifes dancing is terrible, she has two left feet. I should never have married a woman from Chernobyl.
Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown:
-Not saying sorry -Saying sorry and not meaning it -Saying sorry -Not saying anything -Saying anything -Breathing!!
Q. What do atheists scream in the bedroom?
A. Big Bang
What do women and glasses have in common? You usually have to spend about $100 to get them on your face.
Who’s the coolest person in a hospital? The ultra sound guy.
Just cleared my student loan only 3 months after graduating. All I had to do was fake my own death.