Just got an email from a Nigerian king asking for my bank details to send me $1 million. They must think I’m stupid, after going to the trouble of kidnapping his daughter and holding her in my basement I need at least $10 million.
I don’t suppose i could sit here for a while (point to seat next to her)? I’m just recovering from an operation at the moment. I had a penis reduction, its now only 12 inches long.