Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Conspiracies

in Political Jokes
+11 -12

I went to the bookshop today to get a book about conspiracies and government control of the media but I couldn’t find anything. Coincidence?

Nigerian King

in Political Jokes
+15 -16

Just got an email from a Nigerian king asking for my bank details to send me $1 million. They must think I’m stupid, after going to the trouble of kidnapping his daughter and holding her in my basement I need at least $10 million.

Recovering Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+23 -24

I don’t suppose i could sit here for a while (point to seat next to her)? I’m just recovering from an operation at the moment. I had a penis reduction, its now only 12 inches long.

Two left feet

in Disabled Jokes
+24 -25

My wifes dancing is terrible, she has two left feet. I should never have married a woman from Chernobyl.

Lockdown

in Relationship Jokes
+24 -25

Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown:

-Not saying sorry
-Saying sorry and not meaning it
-Saying sorry
-Not saying anything
-Saying anything
-Breathing!!

Atheists

in Religious Jokes
+38 -39

Q. What do atheists scream in the bedroom?

A. Big Bang