Three reasons why Jesus is better than the Easter Bunny.
1. Jesus died for mankind, Easter bunny dyes a few eggs.
2. Jesus loves you, Easter bunny just wants to make you fat.
3. Jesus tells the truth and shows us the way, Easter bunny deceives us and hides our eggs.
Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock’s broken and I’m wide awake, so I’m not sure who won.