Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Mar

Dragon

By RobinB

in Surreal Jokes

+42 -43

Once I saved a girl from a fire-breathing dragon and all she could say was “You need to fix your drug problem”.

Dec

Orphans

By Dave

in General Jokes

+18 -19

Q. What do orphans get at Christmas?
A. Lonely.

Apr

Jesus vs Easter Bunny

By John

in Religious Jokes

+36 -37

Three reasons why Jesus is better than the Easter Bunny.

1. Jesus died for mankind, Easter bunny dyes a few eggs.
2. Jesus loves you, Easter bunny just wants to make you fat.
3. Jesus tells the truth and shows us the way, Easter bunny deceives us and hides our eggs.

Oct

C.o.v.i.d

By Jessica

in General Jokes

Tags: Virus jokes

+23 -24

Q, How old is corona virus?

A, 19

Mar

parrot

By jimmy

in Animal Jokes

+44 -45

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Sep

Alarm Clock

By SteveA

in General Jokes

+19 -20

Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock’s broken and I’m wide awake, so I’m not sure who won.