Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Pork Chop

in Yo Mama Jokes
+26 -27

Yo mama is so ugly that she has to put a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Pizza Job

in Dirty Jokes
+29 -30

Q. What’s the difference between a bl0w job and a pizza?
A. When you order a pizza you have the option to pay by credit card.

Baby Like Car

in General Jokes
+6 -7

Q. Why is a baby like an old car?
A. They both have rattles.

Raisins

in Pick Up Lines
+24 -25

Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?

Fun Without Money

in General Jokes
+23 -24

Three fun things you can do without money.

1. When you sign for a package at the post office put a peenis as your signature.
2. Walk up to a small child who looks like you and say you are them from the future.
3. Call a restaurant that sells chicken and ask them to talk about their breasts and how big and juicy they are.

Escalator

in General Jokes
+6 -7

A lady at work today was complaining because she said the escalator was broken. I told her “escalators never break, they just become stairs”.