Q. What’s the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
A. You can make soldiers out of toast.
Three fun things you can do without money.
1. When you sign for a package at the post office put a peenis as your signature.
2. Walk up to a small child who looks like you and say you are them from the future.
3. Call a restaurant that sells chicken and ask them to talk about their breasts and how big and juicy they are.