Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Alarm Clock

in General Jokes
+19 -20

Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock’s broken and I’m wide awake, so I’m not sure who won.

C.o.v.i.d

in General Jokes
+23 -24

Q, How old is corona virus?

A, 19

parrot

in Animal Jokes
+44 -45

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Home Depot

in Yo Mama Jokes
+6 -7

Yo mama is like home depot, 5 cents a screw.

Demolition Man

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -12

When I was a child my mother had an affair with a demolition man, he was a real home-wrecker.

Honey

in Animal Jokes
+15 -16

Whoever discovered honey was a genius. He must have looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought:
“I bet those b*stards are hiding something delicious in there!”.