Best Short Jokes All Time

Three fun things you can do without money.

1. When you sign for a package at the post office put a peenis as your signature.
2. Walk up to a small child who looks like you and say you are them from the future.
3. Call a restaurant that sells chicken and ask them to talk about their breasts and how big and juicy they are.

Q. Why is a baby like an old car?
A. They both have rattles.

A lady at work today was complaining because she said the escalator was broken. I told her “escalators never break, they just become stairs”.

Tried running recently to loose weight but it’s not working. The trouble is I keep running into restaurants.