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What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
Wonkey
Just got an email from a Nigerian king asking for my bank details to send me $1 million. They must think I’m stupid, after going to the trouble of kidnapping his daughter and holding her in my basement I need at least $10 million.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on a iPhone it turned into an iPad.
I went to the bookshop today to get a book about conspiracies and government control of the media but I couldn’t find anything. Coincidence?
My wifes dancing is terrible, she has two left feet. I should never have married a woman from Chernobyl.