Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Two Weeks

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -15

I’ve just been given two weeks to live. My wife’s going on vacation for a couple of weeks.

Medical School

in General Jokes
+30 -30

Even after years of training at medical school it’s always sad when a patient dies. That’s the hardest part of being a dentist.

Valentines Poem STD

in Relationship Jokes
+27 -27

Roses are red
violets are blue
I have an STD
Now so do you.

Adopt Baby

in Surreal Jokes
+15 -15

Me and my wife tried to adopt a baby last week but unfortunately the supermarket security guards saw us on CCTV and we were arrested.

Doctor

in Disabled Jokes
+28 -29

Doctors can have a cruel sense of humor sometimes. Went to see the doctor about my hair becoming thin and he told me I have HIV… Hair Is Vanishing.

Kim Film

in Political Jokes
+13 -14

The North Korean leader Kim Jong Un recently announced he’s gonna be giving out a prize for the best film that’s made about him. The prize is 15 years.