I’ve just been given two weeks to live. My wife’s going on vacation for a couple of weeks.
Even after years of training at medical school it’s always sad when a patient dies. That’s the hardest part of being a dentist.
Roses are red violets are blue I have an STD Now so do you.
Me and my wife tried to adopt a baby last week but unfortunately the supermarket security guards saw us on CCTV and we were arrested.
Doctors can have a cruel sense of humor sometimes. Went to see the doctor about my hair becoming thin and he told me I have HIV… Hair Is Vanishing.
The North Korean leader Kim Jong Un recently announced he’s gonna be giving out a prize for the best film that’s made about him. The prize is 15 years.