Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Apr

Wife Angry

By StephK

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+23 -23

My wife was really angry with me today.
I put a stick in a non-stick frying pan.

Jun

Blow PickUp Line

By Dave

in Pick Up Lines

+30 -30

Man: I want a blow job!
Woman: That’s not very romantic!
Man: Ok, I want a blow job next to a candle!!

Aug

Christians

By MarkA

in Religious Jokes

+24 -24

I don’t understand Christians. They say that gambling is wrong, then bet their entire life on heaven being real.

May

Tiger Woods

By Biaq2

in Sports Jokes

+30 -30

Just been scammed out of $25.

Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled “My Favorite 18 Holes”

Total waste of money, turns out it’s all about golf.

Aug

Elephant

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+19 -19

I’ve got the memory of an elephant. I went to the zoo once and saw an elephant.

Feb

Airport Security

By Osama

in Political Jokes

+46 -46

Top 5 worst things to say to airport security.

1. This pat-down is really turning me on.
2. I have a sword in my pants.
3. Would you like to buy some cocaine? I can give you a special deal.
4. Why don’t you get a real job you fat f*ck?
5. Can you hurry up please? My bomb is due to explode in about 30 minutes!