It looks like food banks are just as corrupt as normal banks. I deposited a pack of biscuits at my food bank last week and when I went to collect them today they told me they had gone.
Yo mama is so stupid she stands on one leg at the ATM machines to check her balance.
What’s the fastest thing in the sea?
Stevie Wonder’s Ferrari.
I’m currently having an affair but I’ve saved my mistress’ phone number as ‘LOW BATTERY’.
Whenever she calls and I’m not around my wife plugs my phone into the charger.
Saw 2 fat people talking earlier today. It was a HEAVY discussion!
Scientists in India have now invented a new Covid Vaccine.
It’s called the Pun-jab.