Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Bus Travel Tips

in General Jokes
+11 -4

Get more value for money by sitting on top of the bus. Due to the circumference of the Earth you’ll travel an extra 0.0000000000013% further than the people downstairs.

French Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+24 -17

Bonjour Madam, Are you a tower??? Because Eiffel for you!

Racist

in Racist Jokes
+45 -38

Someone called me racist the other day. I can’t be racist, my wife has a black eye.

Body Of A God

in Relationship Jokes, Religious Jokes
+53 -46

Last night my girlfriend told me I have the body of a god. Unfortunately that God was Bhudda.

Tug It

in Dirty Jokes
+11 -4

I sat there with a smile on my face as my girlfriend wrapped her hand around it and started to tug at it. An even bigger smile when she gave it a little wiggle and started moving it around. I couldn’t contain myself when she started using two hands, so I eventually laughed out:

“Here, love, I’ll shift gear for you.”

One In A Million

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -9

My wife told me I was one in a million. After looking though her text messages I found out she was right.