Yo mama is so stupid that when she had phonesex she had to go to hospital to get her iphone removed.
Apparently when your wife says “do whatever you want” that’s not what she means. Luckily the stripper I ordered agreed to a refund.
Last night my wife told me she wanted to do some role-play and aked me to pick any scene from any film. She quickly realised this was a mistake after I shouted “THIS IS SPARTA” and kicked her down the stairs.
My wife´s suspicious mind is really begining to annoy me. Last night after looking at my calendar she wanted to know who May was.
Yo Mama is so fat.. she’s got more Chins than a Chinese telephone directory!
My doctor recently told me to keep away from alcohol so I now drink using a 10ft long straw.