Scientists in India have now invented a new Covid Vaccine.
It’s called the Pun-jab.
The following conversation took place after getting pulled over by the police.
Police: How high are you? Me: I think what you meant to say is “Hi, how are you!”.
Love taking French lessons! Sometimes I get so excited sometimes a little “oui” comes out.
Q. What’s worse that your mum walking in on you when you’re watching internet p*rn?
A. Changing the tab to Facebook and then realising your 14 year old sister’s “Beach Holiday” photos are on the monitor.
The following text messages were exchanged between a boyfriend and girlfriend.
GF: nose GF: I just typed “nose” with my nose! BF: penis
My wife got me a mood ring the other day for me to wear so she can monitor my mood.
When I’m in a good moon the ring turns green, when I’m angry it leaves a big red mark on her forehead.