What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?? SpecialForces
What’s the fastest thing in the sea?
Stevie Wonder’s Ferrari.
Saw 2 fat people talking earlier today. It was a HEAVY discussion!
I’m currently having an affair but I’ve saved my mistress’ phone number as ‘LOW BATTERY’.
Whenever she calls and I’m not around my wife plugs my phone into the charger.
Scientists in India have now invented a new Covid Vaccine.
It’s called the Pun-jab.
The following conversation took place after getting pulled over by the police.
Police: How high are you? Me: I think what you meant to say is “Hi, how are you!”.