Last night my wife told me she doesn’t like giving bl*wjobs because her jaw starts to hurt. Seems to work fine when she talks for hours on end.
10 reasons why men are lazy:
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Schools have come under pressure recently as large numbers of students have been getting bad exam results. On the plus side pregnancy test results are at an all-time high.
If a parrot is able to recite the Lords Prayer does that make it a bird of prey?
Just had the following conversation with my girlfriend.
Girlfriend: I’ve had enough, I’m leaving you because you’re too cocky. Me: That’s cool. Make sure you close the door on your way back in.
My friend called me a ‘tool’ so I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. I guess he was right.