How to fight against a women with a knife in 3 steps.
Step 1 – Get some bread. Step 2 – Get some mayonnaise. Step 3 – Tell her to make a sandwich.
The wife just got really angry with me for throwing a snowball at our son.
I’ve now banned from the maternity ward.
Spoke to my son yesterday to teach him about the birds and the bees. He ended up teaching me about my wife and the milkman.
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.
My wife always complains. Last week she was complaining that I never take her anywhere so last night I booked her a table but she still wasn’t happy. Apparently she hates snooker.
Last night my wife allowed me to go on top. I love bunk beds!!