Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Fight a Woman

in General Jokes
+31 -23

How to fight against a women with a knife in 3 steps.

Step 1 – Get some bread.
Step 2 – Get some mayonnaise.
Step 3 – Tell her to make a sandwich.

Snowball

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -13

The wife just got really angry with me for throwing a snowball at our son.

I’ve now banned from the maternity ward.

Birds and The Bees

in Relationship Jokes
+20 -12

Spoke to my son yesterday to teach him about the birds and the bees. He ended up teaching me about my wife and the milkman.

Clothes

in Pick Up Lines
+35 -27

I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.

Always Complains

in Relationship Jokes
+27 -19

My wife always complains. Last week she was complaining that I never take her anywhere so last night I booked her a table but she still wasn’t happy. Apparently she hates snooker.

On Top

in Relationship Jokes
+23 -15

Last night my wife allowed me to go on top.
I love bunk beds!!