Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Rioters

in Racist Jokes
+45 -35

Its ridiculous how the media focuses on black people rioting but when white people riot nobody cares. I’m a shop owner and I’ve never had any problems with black rioters although my shop does mostly sell books.

Teacher

in General Jokes
+38 -28

Did you hear about the teacher with the two lazy eyes? Apparently he can’t control his pupils.

Hitler Married

in Racist Jokes
+84 -74

Q. If Hitler married a black women what would his kid be called?

A. Shitler

Airport Security

in Political Jokes
+30 -20

Just had the following conversation at the airport

Security: Do you mind if we search your luggage?
Me: It depends, what are you looking for?
Security: Drugs
Me: Well in that case, no!

Negrows

in Racist Jokes
+105 -95

Why are black people taller that white people? Because their KNEE GROWS.

So ugly

in Yo Mama Jokes
+42 -32

Yo mama so ugly even bob the builder cant fix her.