Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Wife Coming

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -6

The only time I hear my wife say “I’m coming” is when I’m holding the elevator door.

Running

in General Jokes
+18 -8

Running from your problems never helps… unless the problem is that you’re too fat.

Marathon

in Sports Jokes
+87 -77

There’s nothing more entertaining than going to watch a marathon live. My favorite part is the reaction of the runner’s face when I give him a cup of vodka.

Local Church

in Religious Jokes
+50 -40

Just seen a sign outside my local church that said “Why ask Google when Jesus has all the answers!”

So I went inside and asked them if they know any good midget p0rn websites.

Muslims

in Religious Jokes
+80 -70

Can’t believe how much criticism Muslims get nowadays. I think before you criticize them you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry you’ll be a mile away and they won’t have any shoes.

Baby

in Dirty Jokes
+48 -38

Slept like a baby last night. I kept waking up every few hours to suck on some titties.