Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Florists

in Relationship Jokes
+31 -21

Decided that I am going to buy my girlfriend flowers every day in February. The girl who works in the florists is really hot.

Green Dress

in Yo Mama Jokes
+35 -25

Yo mama is so fat when she wears a green dress she looks like a pool table.

Democracy

in Political Jokes
+27 -17

Democracy: Where any two idiots can outvote a genius.

Man’s Best Friend

in Animal Jokes
+35 -25

People say dogs are loyal and man’s best friend but I think cats are more loyal than dogs. A cat has never ratted on anyone for having drugs.

Dating Websites

in General Jokes
+27 -17

That’s the last time I ever use dating websites. When I said I wanted to meet someone positive I didn’t mean HIV.

Your mum

in Relationship Jokes
+27 -17

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife while in bed.

Husband: “Honey I think your mum tried to have sex with me last night! ”
Wife: “That’s impossible, she’s on holiday!”
Husband: “Oh ok, well maybe you should wear more makeup then!”