Why is it acceptable for Muslim women to wear a hijab but when I go into a bank wearing a Balaclava everyone freaks out?
Yo mama is so fat she has to shower at a car-wash.
So much has changed since my girlfriend got pregnant. Like my name, address and telephone number!
I heard a gunshot outside my apartment the other night. Then I saw two guys run past my window. I was gonna call the police, but then I got optimistic and said, ‘hey maybe it’s just a race’.
I won the lottery last week so decided to get a new home for the homeless guy who lives near my street. It was the box from my new 70″ Plasma TV.
Yo mama is just like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows and then she gets laid in a closet.