1. Pour a glass of wine 2. If you can smell it you don’t have Covid 3. If you can taste it you don’t have Covid
Repeat 15 times just be to sure.
Lewis Hamilton recently won the British Grand Prix. Last time a black guy drove that fast he was being shot at.
I forgot to put the seat belt on my five-year-old boy this morning.
As we were leaving the car park, somebody shouted, “You are an irresponsible father!”
I said, “Who the f*ck was that? Stop the car, son.”
Just got a really big response to my advert on the internet saying ‘Wife wanted’. In about 2hrs I had over 300 emails saying ‘you can have mine’.
My next door neighbours just got arrested after recent police raids against online paedophiles. Not sure where I’m going to get my free wi-fi now.
Vaccinated or not please remember to wear deodorant.