Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Wife Wanted

in Relationship Jokes
+25 -13

Just got a really big response to my advert on the internet saying ‘Wife wanted’. In about 2hrs I had over 300 emails saying ‘you can have mine’.

Vaccinated

in General Jokes
+23 -11

Vaccinated or not please remember to wear deodorant.

Bruce Lee

in General Jokes
+22 -10

Q. What is Bruce Lee’s vegan brother called?

A. Broco Lee.

Bush

in Dirty Jokes
+31 -19

Just trimmed my bush… I love gardening.

Born

in Dirty Jokes
+34 -22

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel Sprout.

Campaign

in General Jokes
+25 -13

I’ve decided to start an educational campaign to tell people about the health benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.