Getting a job as an airline pilot is really difficult, especially if your name is Mr G. Hadd.
Never trust a gay vegan. They still eat meat.
Twenty-six years after the Chernobyl disaster, and am I the only one that’s disappointed? Still no superheroes.
Q. Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist?
A. Because you could easily get another pair of tits in there.
I read somewhere that 15% of the people live next to a pedophile… Luckily I don’t, I live next to a beautiful 7 year old.
When this virus is over I really hope people continue to stay the hell away from me.