Just got a really big response to my advert on the internet saying ‘Wife wanted’. In about 2hrs I had over 300 emails saying ‘you can have mine’.
Vaccinated or not please remember to wear deodorant.
Q. What is Bruce Lee’s vegan brother called?
A. Broco Lee.
Just trimmed my bush… I love gardening.
What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?
A brothel Sprout.
I’ve decided to start an educational campaign to tell people about the health benefits of eating dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness.