If you download mp3s while on holiday in Jamaica, does that make you a ‘Pirate of the Caribbean’?
If you were a transformer you would be called Optiumus Fine.
Q. What does a penis and a rubix cube have in common ?
A. The more you play with it the harder it gets.
My last girlfriend had to change her name to Sandy because she was so wet all the time.
Just handed in my resignation to quit my job as a psychic. I just don’t see a future in it.
Q. What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?
A. Reload and try again.