I read somewhere that 15% of the people live next to a pedophile… Luckily I don’t, I live next to a beautiful 7 year old.
When this virus is over I really hope people continue to stay the hell away from me.
Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym. Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list. Me: Close enough.
My new girlfriend from Thailand said that having a small dick is no problem. I really like her but I think I’d still prefer it if she didn’t have one.
How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?
Zero. It should be open when she brings it.
Why wife loves to role-play in bed. She usually pretends to be a coma patient.