If you download mp3s while on holiday in Jamaica, does that make you a ‘Pirate of the Caribbean’?
If you were a transformer you would be called Optiumus Fine.
Q. What does a penis and a rubix cube have in common ?
A. The more you play with it the harder it gets.
Q. What’s the biggest difference between men and women?
A. The phrase “I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film.” usually has a completely different meaning.
If harry potter really has magic powers why can’t he cure his bad eyesight?
“Because I’m really hot!” is the wrong answer when you get pulled over by the police.