I read somewhere that 15% of the people live next to a pedophile… Luckily I don’t, I live next to a beautiful 7 year old.
When this virus is over I really hope people continue to stay the hell away from me.
Q. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A. Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a blind deer? No eye dear.
What do you call a blind deer with a broken leg? Still no eye dear
What do you call a blind deer with a broken leg that has been castrated? Still no f*cking eye dear.
Lewis Hamilton recently won the British Grand Prix. Last time a black guy drove that fast he was being shot at.
1. Pour a glass of wine 2. If you can smell it you don’t have Covid 3. If you can taste it you don’t have Covid
Repeat 15 times just be to sure.