Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Bruce Lee

in General Jokes
+22 -10

Q. What is Bruce Lee’s vegan brother called?

A. Broco Lee.

Bush

in Dirty Jokes
+31 -19

Just trimmed my bush… I love gardening.

Born

in Dirty Jokes
+34 -22

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel Sprout.

Campaign

in General Jokes
+25 -13

I’ve decided to start an educational campaign to tell people about the health benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.

Dedicated

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -9

I’ve decided to dedicate my life to getting prostitutes off the streets.

Usually for an hour or so each time.

Rubbish

in Relationship Jokes
+23 -11

“One man’s rubbish is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.
But it was a horrible way to find out that I was adopted.