Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other?A. We better get some support, or people are gonna think were nuts.
Man: Your place or mine? Women: Both, you go to yours and I’ll go to mine.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company
Facebook should have a limit on the number of times people can change their relationship status.
After five, it ought to default to “Unstable”
Psychic wanted: $200,000 per year offered including company car. Please email your CV to the address which appears in your crystal ball.
3 reasons why my wife is like a freezer.
1. She never stops making a noise. 2. She can hold a lot of food inside her. 3. It can take hours of “defrosting” to make her wet.