I saw a naked man jogging in the snow the other day. I asked him what he was doing outdoors naked and he said it was because I was home early.
Can’t believe how sexist my local gym is. They cancelled my membership because they said apparently “men aren’t allowed in the female shower rooms”.
The following conversation took place at a flower shop.
Customer: Hi I’m looking for some flowers for my girlfriend. Shop owner: What do you want? Customer: Some sex…
Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other?A. We better get some support, or people are gonna think were nuts.
Man: Your place or mine? Women: Both, you go to yours and I’ll go to mine.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company