Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

saggy boobs

in Dirty Jokes
+34 -21

Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other?
A. We better get some support, or people are gonna think were nuts.

Your Place Pick-Up LIne

in Pick Up Lines
+47 -34

Man: Your place or mine?
Women: Both, you go to yours and I’ll go to mine.

Taco bell

in Yo Mama Jokes
+48 -35

Yo mama so stupid, she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company

Relationship Status

in Relationship Jokes
+22 -9

Facebook should have a limit on the number of times people can change their relationship status.

After five, it ought to default to “Unstable”

Psychic Wanted

in Surreal Jokes
+31 -18

Psychic wanted: $200,000 per year offered including company car. Please email your CV to the address which appears in your crystal ball.

Wife Freezer

in Relationship Jokes
+33 -20

3 reasons why my wife is like a freezer.

1. She never stops making a noise.
2. She can hold a lot of food inside her.
3. It can take hours of “defrosting” to make her wet.