Why are the Chinese not allowed to play cricket?
Because they eat all the bats.
Found my birth certificate the other day. It was an apology from the condom factory.
What’s black, has 8 legs, and makes women scream?
Gang rape.
I had a romantic dinner for two with my girlfriend last night or as some people like to call it, the 69 position.
Q. What did the dwarf say when he saw a prostitute? A. Hi hoe
What’s the difference between a joke and three c*cks?
Your mother can’t take a joke..