My next door neighbours just got arrested after recent police raids against online paedophiles. Not sure where I’m going to get my free wi-fi now.
Just got a really big response to my advert on the internet saying ‘Wife wanted’. In about 2hrs I had over 300 emails saying ‘you can have mine’.
Q. What is Bruce Lee’s vegan brother called?
A. Broco Lee.
Forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 8 years in a row now.
Just trimmed my bush… I love gardening.
What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?
A brothel Sprout.