Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Biggest Difference

in General Jokes
+53 -41

Q. What’s the biggest difference between men and women?

A. The phrase “I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film.” usually has a completely different meaning.

Harry Potter

in Surreal Jokes
+32 -20

If harry potter really has magic powers why can’t he cure his bad eyesight?

I’m Hot

in Surreal Jokes
+24 -12

“Because I’m really hot!” is the wrong answer when you get pulled over by the police.

Twitter

in General Jokes
+28 -16

The problem with twitter is that you always run out of chara-

Domestic Abuse

in Relationship Jokes
+42 -30

My wife created a website earlier today to give advice to people who are victims of domestic abuse. She’s had 50 hits today already.

Bus Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+67 -55

This chat-up line is to be used when you’re sitting on the bus and you see a woman standing because it’s full.

Man: Hi
Woman: Hi
Man: I would offer you my seat but I’ve got a massive boner right now.