Q. What did the dwarf say when he saw a prostitute? A. Hi hoe
What’s the difference between a joke and three c*cks?
Your mother can’t take a joke..
I saw a naked man jogging in the snow the other day. I asked him what he was doing outdoors naked and he said it was because I was home early.
Are you my homework? Cos I wanna put you on a table and do you all night.
Can’t believe how sexist my local gym is. They cancelled my membership because they said apparently “men aren’t allowed in the female shower rooms”.
Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other?A. We better get some support, or people are gonna think were nuts.