Why are the Chinese not allowed to play cricket?
Because they eat all the bats.
How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Don’t know yet. They keep getting electrocuted.
Never trust a gay vegan. They still eat meat.
Twenty-six years after the Chernobyl disaster, and am I the only one that’s disappointed? Still no superheroes.
Q. Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist?
A. Because you could easily get another pair of tits in there.
I read somewhere that 15% of the people live next to a pedophile… Luckily I don’t, I live next to a beautiful 7 year old.