Facebook should have a limit on the number of times people can change their relationship status.
After five, it ought to default to “Unstable”
Psychic wanted: $200,000 per year offered including company car. Please email your CV to the address which appears in your crystal ball.
Vaccinated or not please remember to wear deodorant.
Q. What is Bruce Lee’s vegan brother called?
A. Broco Lee.
Just trimmed my bush… I love gardening.
What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?
A brothel Sprout.