What’s black, has 8 legs, and makes women scream?
Gang rape.
What’s the difference between a joke and three c*cks?
Your mother can’t take a joke..
I had a romantic dinner for two with my girlfriend last night or as some people like to call it, the 69 position.
Q. What did the dwarf say when he saw a prostitute? A. Hi hoe
Are you my homework? Cos I wanna put you on a table and do you all night.
I saw a naked man jogging in the snow the other day. I asked him what he was doing outdoors naked and he said it was because I was home early.