Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.
12
Jan

Hospital

By DonaldT
in Yo Mama Jokes
+51 -35

Yo mama is so fat when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks.

10
Jul

Red Neck

By Dave
in Racist Jokes
+43 -27

Q. What do you call a red neck who doesn’t f*ck his sister?
A. An only child.

11
Apr

Good Day

By Stevie32
in General Jokes
+37 -21

Today my boss told me to “Have a good day” so I’ve decided to spend the rest of the day drinking beer.

03
Feb

Beijing

By Chan
in Racist Jokes
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+39 -23

A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.

Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.

03
Oct

Chase My Dreams

By Jimi
in General Jokes
+48 -32

My parents always taught me to chase my dreams but last night the police told me that stalking women is actually illegal and if they catch me again I could be sent to jail.

13
Aug

Divorce

By StephenP
in Relationship Jokes
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+22 -6

I’m going through a divorce at the moment and my wife told me she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0…
That’s nice of her, paying off my debts.

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