My new business on Ebay is a great success. Just sold my homing pigeons for the 17th time in a row!
So a woman drives into a bar…
Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky, who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet and, they have to touch it to be sure.
Yo mama is so fat when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Q. What do you call a red neck who doesn’t f*ck his sister? A. An only child.