Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jul

Red Neck

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

+43 -27

Q. What do you call a red neck who doesn’t f*ck his sister?
A. An only child.

Feb

Beijing

By Chan

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Chinese Jokes

+39 -23

A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.

Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.

Oct

Chase My Dreams

By Jimi

in General Jokes

+48 -32

My parents always taught me to chase my dreams but last night the police told me that stalking women is actually illegal and if they catch me again I could be sent to jail.

Apr

Good Day

By Stevie32

in General Jokes

+37 -21

Today my boss told me to “Have a good day” so I’ve decided to spend the rest of the day drinking beer.

Jun

Backwards

By Jimmy

in Yo Mama Jokes

Tags: Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

+53 -37

Yo mama is so fat when she walks backwards she’s legally required to make a beeping noise.

Aug

Divorce

By StephenP

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+22 -6

I’m going through a divorce at the moment and my wife told me she is going to make sure that my bank balance is £0…
That’s nice of her, paying off my debts.