My wife told me she wants to be treated like a princess.
So I decided to invite seven midgets to join us for dinner tonight.
Laughter is the best medicine unless you’re in the following situations. 1. You’ve broken your leg 2. You’re on fire.
Just started a business where we weigh tiny objects. It’s a small scale operation.
The man who invented auto-correct spell checking died today. Restaurant in peace.
Just found out that I’m colourblind…
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
Just been fired from my job as an airline pilot for smoking weed on my first day 🙁 .
Apparently I misunderstood them when they told me to “get high” after takeoff.