The idea that women only belong in the kitchen is totally wrong….. The rest of the house needs to be cleaned as well.
I’m a virgin for religious reasons… God made me really ugly.
Just seen a sign while on holiday in Spain saying “English speaking doctors available”. Fantastic idea, we should have some of those in this country as well.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years, didn’t want to interrupt her.
If you get a bank loan you pay for it for 30 years. If you rob a bank you get out after 10 years. Please follow me for more great financial advice
My new business on Ebay is a great success. Just sold my homing pigeons for the 17th time in a row!