Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Colourblind

in General Jokes
+39 -23

Just found out that I’m colourblind…

The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

Smoking Weed

in General Jokes
+30 -14

Just been fired from my job as an airline pilot for smoking weed on my first day 🙁 .

Apparently I misunderstood them when they told me to “get high” after takeoff.

Poetry

in Disabled Jokes
+34 -18

They told me I’d never be good at Poetry because I’m dyslexic.

So far I’ve made 2 Vases, a Jug and a teapot.

Chloro chat-up line

in Pick Up Lines
+48 -32

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Women

in Relationship Jokes
+43 -27

The idea that women only belong in the kitchen is totally wrong…..
The rest of the house needs to be cleaned as well.

Virgin Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
+93 -77

I’m a virgin for religious reasons… God made me really ugly.