Just started a business where we weigh tiny objects. It’s a small scale operation.
Just found out that I’m colourblind…
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
Just been fired from my job as an airline pilot for smoking weed on my first day 🙁 .
Apparently I misunderstood them when they told me to “get high” after takeoff.
They told me I’d never be good at Poetry because I’m dyslexic.
So far I’ve made 2 Vases, a Jug and a teapot.
Just seen a man on a tractor shouting about the end of the world.
I think it was farmer Geddon.
Q. What do you call 100 spastics in a swimming pool? A. Vegetable soup