Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
The idea that women only belong in the kitchen is totally wrong….. The rest of the house needs to be cleaned as well.
I’m a virgin for religious reasons… God made me really ugly.
Just seen a sign while on holiday in Spain saying “English speaking doctors available”. Fantastic idea, we should have some of those in this country as well.
Went to the zoo yesterday and saw a discarded baguette in the monkey enclosure.
It was bread in captivity.
Do you like discounts when you go shopping? Because if you do you should come to my house, clothing is 100% off.