Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Chloro chat-up line

in Pick Up Lines
+48 -32

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Women

in Relationship Jokes
+43 -27

The idea that women only belong in the kitchen is totally wrong…..
The rest of the house needs to be cleaned as well.

Virgin Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
+93 -77

I’m a virgin for religious reasons… God made me really ugly.

Holiday In Spain

in Racist Jokes
+61 -45

Just seen a sign while on holiday in Spain saying “English speaking doctors available”. Fantastic idea, we should have some of those in this country as well.

Zoo

in Animal Jokes
+35 -20

Went to the zoo yesterday and saw a discarded baguette in the monkey enclosure.

It was bread in captivity.

Discounts Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+30 -15

Do you like discounts when you go shopping?
Because if you do you should come to my house, clothing is 100% off.