My friend who is very small, told me he was pick pocketed. I was shocked, I never thought somebody could stoop so low…
Can’t believe I’ve just been arrested for rape. She told me she was a fortune teller so she must have known it was gonna happen.
Interesting fact, having sex burns 50 calories per minute. Fancy coming back to my place for a workout?
Yo mama is so stupid she has to sing the happy birthday song to remember her name.
When you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it called rape … or shoplifting?
Girlfriend died last night in the middle of oral. It was a bit of a blow.