When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me.
After a while, my mum said, “Just use a f*cking spoon, Steve. You’re not a Jedi.”
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JanFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.24
JanFat Women Pickup Line
Man: You’re a bit fat aren’t you.
Women: Tell me something I don’t know!
Man: Salad taste’s nice.
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JanBulletproof
in Racist Jokes
What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?
Rick O’Shea.
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JanThinking
in Dirty Jokes
Isn’t it so weird when you’re thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?
Anyway, my dad just caught me masterbating.
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JanPhobia
in Racist Jokes
Q. What do you call the phobia of black people?
A. Common sense
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JaniPhone
in Dirty Jokes
I had phone sex last night but now my iPhone vibrate has stopped working.