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JanFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.14
JanSchool Lesson
The following conversation took place in a school lesson.
Teacher: So kids what jobs do your parents have?
Simon: My dad is a baker.
Teacher: Very good Simon, anyone else?
Johnny: My dad runs the local prison!!
Teacher: That’s great, is he a prison warden?
Johnny: No he’s just the hardest c*nt in there!!
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JanOperation
Donald Trump went into hospital recently for a circumcision operation.
The doctor said “Sorry I can’t go through with this. It’s too dangerous because Donald is a total dick”.
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JanSeat Belt
I forgot to put the seat belt on my five-year-old boy this morning.
As we were leaving the car park, somebody shouted, “You are an irresponsible father!”
I said, “Who the f*ck was that? Stop the car, son.”
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JanBackpacking
Just had the following conversation with my friend who’s gone backpacking in North Korea.
Me: So how’s your holiday in North Korea going?
Friend: I literally can’t complain and I’ve willingly decided to stay here for another 10 years without any threats of violence. Goodbye!
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JanHomeless Girl
I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.