Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Jan

By Hotchick

in Racist Jokes

+22 -17

Q. What do you call a muscular Arab Price?
A. Protein Sheikh

Jan

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+30 -8

Got my wife a pair of slippers and a vibrator for her birthday.
If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f*ck herself.

Jan

By SteveA

in Dirty Jokes

+14 -11

Just been to see the doctor about a mole on the end of my dick. He told me I should be OK but he also reported me to the RSPCA.

Jan

By Steve

in Dirty Jokes

+21 -9

I’ve decided to dedicate my life to getting prostitutes off the streets.

Usually for an hour or so each time.

Jan

By shiham

in General Jokes

+7 -20

Q: What is a good time to go to the dentist?
A: Thooth hurty

Jan

By Stevo

in General Jokes

+16 -7

1 slice of apple pie:

Jamaica $4.50
Bahamas $6.50
Aruba $3.50
Cayman Islands $10.50

These are the real pie rates of the Caribbean.