My friend rang me and asked, “What’re you doing at the moment?”
I said, “Probably failing my driving test.”
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FebFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.30
JanBounty Hunter
in Racist Jokes
I got a job as a bounty hunter in China.
Couldn’t believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!
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JanRole Play
Last night my wife told me she wanted to do some role-play and aked me to pick any scene from any film. She quickly realised this was a mistake after I shouted “THIS IS SPARTA” and kicked her down the stairs.
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JanGambling
I no longer see my wife and kids and it’s all because of gambling.
I won loads of money and moved to Brazil.
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JanLicence Plate
Just ordered a licence number plate BAA BAA.
Should look cool on my black jeep.
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JanLaptop
in Dirty Jokes
Just had the following conversation with my wife.
Wife: Why is the laptop sticky?
Me: It’s not what you think, it’s ice cream.
Wife: How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?
Me: Have you ever tried eating ice-cream and masterbating at the same time?