Got called into the headmasters office today to explain my views on lesbians after insulting a classmate. Apparently, “in HD” wasn’t the correct answer.
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FebFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.06
FebDad
Like my dad always used to say.
“I’m not your dad”
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FebDumped
in Racist Jokes
My girlfriend dumped me saying that I can’t do the things that her black ex-boyfriend used to do.
So I’ve just sent her a video of me peeling a banana with my feet, hopefully that should impress her.
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FebLOW BATTERY
I’m currently having an affair but I’ve saved my mistress’ phone number as ‘LOW BATTERY’.
Whenever she calls and I’m not around my wife plugs my phone into the charger.
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FebBeijing
in Racist Jokes
A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.
Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.
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FebSardines
The level of pollution in the world today is becoming intolerable.
Only the other day I opened a can of sardines and it was full of oil.