Did you hear about the Irish metal detector who got trapped after digging a 30 foot hole? Turns out he was wearing steel toecap boots.
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FebMetal Detector
in Racist Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.19
FebStress
How to avoid stress at work.
1. Don’t go to work.
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FebProstate
in Dirty Jokes
I was at the doctor’s the other day having a prostate exam when he said, “Oh my God!”
“What is it, Doctor?” I asked, mildly shitting myself.
“You’ve mildly shat yourself,” he replied.
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FebMarriage
Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you’ll love them forever.
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FebValentines
My wife wanted something that goes from 0 to 100 in a few seconds for valentines day so I got her a weighing scale .
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FebFlowers
My wife just called me.
She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.”
I said, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”