Why can´t you hear crickets in Africa?
They ate them all
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FebAFRICA SILENCE
in Racist Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.25
FebTrash
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife before bed.
Wife: Have you emptied the trash tonight?
Husband: Erm no, I’ll do it in the morning.
Wife: What about the cat?
Husband: I can ask but I think it might be a bit too heavy for him to lift.
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FebCancer
My grandfather developed cancer when he was younger.
Some say he’s the most evil scientist who ever lived.
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FebPrincess
My girlfriend told me she wanted to be treated like a princess so I got her a broom and arranged for her to do some cleaning at her ugly step-sister’s house.
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FebNew Girlfriend
My new girlfriend is smoking hot. She joined ISIS recently and accidentally blew herself up 🙁
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FebPregant Black Women
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Q. How do you know if a black woman is pregnant?
A. When she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton is picked clean.