Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Team

in General Jokes
+13 -17

There’s no “I” in team but there are 5 in individual brilliance.

Apple

in General Jokes
+11 -21

Have you heard about the latest apple product?

It’s green and it goes in your mouth… It’s called a ‘Granny Smith’.

Kitchen Sink

in General Jokes
+11 -21

Pissing in the kitchen sink saves so much time. Although some of my coworkers at McDonalds are starting to really freak out.

Girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -10

I just can’t seem to get a girlfriend even though I can speak two languages fluently.

English and Klingon.

Thicker

in Dirty Jokes
+39 -16

I remember being told that every-time you shave it off, it grows back thicker.

Can’t wait to see my new cock.

Rubbish

in Relationship Jokes
+23 -11

“One man’s rubbish is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.
But it was a horrible way to find out that I was adopted.