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13
Feb

Valentines Poem

By Don Juan
in Relationship Jokes
+23 -12

I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.

11
Feb

Romantic Walks

By Don Juan
in Relationship Jokes
+33 -11

I want to meet a girl who loves romantic walks because I don’t have a car or any money.

11
Feb

Nice Poem

By TooRaw
in Racist Jokes
+36 -76

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I beat my n*ggers black and blue.

09
Feb

Sandwich

By Steve
in General Jokes
+27 -14

Tried to share a sandwich with a homeless guy today.
He said, “F*ck off. Get your own.”

09
Feb

Threesome

By Coco
in Dirty Jokes
+55 -14

I had a threesome last night.

Two people didn’t show up though, so I had to take matters into my own hands.

07
Feb

Guinness

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+34 -15

My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records but now I’m permanently banned from the library.

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