If I ever got the chance to name a Road, I’d call it ‘Skin Road’
Just so I could laugh at the people who live at number 4.
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MarSkin Road
in Dirty Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.21
MarBowel Problems
in Racist Jokes
33% of Irish People have bowel problems and only go to the toilet once per week….
That’s One Turd.
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MarFighting
The following conversation happened after calling the police.
Police: What’s your emergency?
Me: Two girls are fighting over me.
Police: OK and what’s the problem?
Me: The fat one is winning!
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MarHug
in Dirty Jokes
Sometimes all a man needs from a woman is a nice hug…. around the penis with a vagina.
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MarNew Puppy
in Animal Jokes
Our new puppy’s been rolling around in its own shit.
That’s what I’m telling the wife anyway. Easier to explain than the fact that I ran out of toilet paper.
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MarTwo Wings
in Racist Jokes
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone.